Silent went the radio
All frequency had stopped
Alone was the astronaut
In space the connection had dropped
Panicked he kept himself busy
Hoping the waves would soon clear
But all day nothing!
Nothing was heard by his ear
Desperate he called SOS
And waited by the desk
Waited and waited
Mentally put to the test
Beep beep dot dot
Do you hear me? Over!
Beer beep dot dot
Thank fuck for that! Roger!
Category: Boredom
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I was so certain until I realised
I misplaced my time
I’m not full cycle yet
I’ve got a year left to unwind
What seemed like a blossom
Wilted from lust
Irritated by the conversation
Another one bites the dust
Back to the drawing board
I’ll let this one drift away
Becoming increasingly distant
Ghosting some may say
I did say I’d get bored
Don’t give me what I want
Alas his penis spoke for him
And together we fucked this up
Next time have some self-control
Old school let it simmer
It’ll work in your favour
No shagging in the bimmer!